warm on

I just had a startling revelation. The lyric to “Subterranean Homesick Blues” that this website gets its name from is actually “get born, keep warm” not “get born, keep on.” How humiliating. But really, does it matter? It could honestly be either, and I’m not sure that I trust Bob Dylan actually remembers what he meant to say back then.

So do I change the title tagline or not?

i scream

We have actually had two half gallons of ice cream in the freezer since Christmas Eve, one of which is peanut butter cup, and I have miraculously not eaten any of it.

*thump*
*thump*
*thump*

That’s the sound of me patting myself on the back. Now excuse me while I go melt some cheese onto something.